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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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