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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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