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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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