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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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