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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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