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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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