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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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