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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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