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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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