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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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