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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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