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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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