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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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