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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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