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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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