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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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