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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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