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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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