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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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