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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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