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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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