Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.