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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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