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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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