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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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