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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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