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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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