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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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