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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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