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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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