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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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