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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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