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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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