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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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