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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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