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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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