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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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