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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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