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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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