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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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