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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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