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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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