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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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