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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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