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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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