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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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