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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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