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Pet death
My
aunt
Doris
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Buddy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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an ostrich 🐦
a hyena 🐺
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a pufferfish 🐡
a turkey 🦃
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
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