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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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