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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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