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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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