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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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