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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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