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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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