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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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