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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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