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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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