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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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