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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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