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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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