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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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